How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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