But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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