last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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