Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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