I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Oh god it's open bar.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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