you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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