I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
