id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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