i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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