I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He did a backflip because drugs
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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