5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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