Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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