trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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