i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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