Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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