Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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