You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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