We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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