After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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