dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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