And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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