Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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