Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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