Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
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I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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