No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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