I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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