How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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