So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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