I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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