i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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