I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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