Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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