I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize