May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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