They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Shame is for Republicans.
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