So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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