So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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