so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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