So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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