I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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