we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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