just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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