it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
its liver damage thursday
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
