But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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