accomplished twins. life is a go
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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