When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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