Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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