Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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