I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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