Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.