I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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