I'm lost and stupid without you.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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