Ambien. No doubt about it.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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