have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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