I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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